Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Nice Ass

About a year ago I was standing watch over the restricted personnel. When they were changing and wandering around in their boxers one guy bent over to pick something up and the next thing I heard was, “Nice ass. What do you feed that thing, dick?”

It still makes me laugh.

Today at quarters I overheard another one of my favorite quips. A Seabee was complaining and the guy who was standing there listening answered, “I’m sorry, I can’t understand you when you speak in bitch.”

Sometimes I love my job.

2 Comments:

Blogger Beatriz said...

These comments you share from green life is classic. Thank you for the humor. I'm enjoying this.

15:19  
Blogger Jessica said...

Any time.

17:09  

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