How Not to Put Your Wife's Mind at Ease
On the phone this morning:
You can’t ever tell anyone in the Park Service what I’m about to tell you.
OK. I promise.
Yesterday I got really close to a bear and it chased me down the beach on the quad.
You’re kidding.
No. It was really exciting.
I bet it was.
You can’t ever tell anyone in the Park Service what I’m about to tell you.
OK. I promise.
Yesterday I got really close to a bear and it chased me down the beach on the quad.
You’re kidding.
No. It was really exciting.
I bet it was.
posted by Jessica at 18:42
7 Comments:
Okay, I know for a fact that that's in chapter One of How Not To Put Your Wife's Mind at Ease.
Maybe he was exagerating like men do when they go fishing.
Or maybe it was one of those new suburban bears and he was hitchhiking and just wanted a ride to the local salmon hole.
who loves becky? I love becky, I know you love becky too.
Chapter Two in How Not to Put Your Wife's Mind at Ease is entitled:
"I died eighty times at FEX this week"
oh good. I'm glad you can handle a gun.
Christina: I am laughing soooo hard right now.
Becky: I'm afraid it was one of those coastal bears that like to go clamming at low tide and then treat themselves to a Park Ranger chaser.
He is having fun.
The bear guy movie cracks me up. He was one crazy dude. Have you seen it? There's no way those foxes followed him around like that unless he was feeding them and feeding anything in a National Park is strictly forbidden. Although, don't ask me how, I do happen to know that marmots love Triscuits with cheese and that they won't turn down pita with hummos.
Okay ladies enough of the chit chat. Lets get back to Who loves Becky?
I feel just like Sally Field when she won that oscar. You like me you really like me!
I wonder what would happen if you gave them a Raspberry bar?
I love Becky!
Tyson has had a raspberry bar.
MMM, they are delicious.
I would fight a bear for a rasperry bar, seriously. If you gave the last rasperry bar to a bear I would punch him in the face and run off with it.
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