Friday, May 26, 2006

Sex Talk (the good kind)

In June I’m going to an awesome reunion with friends from Chicago. Four of us ended up in the LA area and the rest are flying in, some of them with new babies in tow, from the Windy City and Seattle. The idea was inspired.

Krista is organizing everything (with a little help from her friends) and sent out an e-mail asking for a list of favorite foods. The responses have range: ice cream sandwiches, ice cream cakes, and whip cream… lots of veggies and tofu products… major protein, but no stomach for soy so lots of lean meat… But the most interesting response came from Kristina who works at a women’s clinic in Seattle:

Hey Krista et all,
My food choices would be: something sweet (besides the babies)
Something salty (besides you gals)
Bottled water
Guacamole

OK, on to more serious business... As some of you may know, my goal in life is to have a sex talk show- a cross between Dan Savage and Ellen Degeneres where you learn something between the laughter. Krista and I have been talking about doing something on her Podcast show, kind of like a commentary on some sex topic. I'm looking for topic ideas to get me started. Here's where you come in- please send me a questions(s) about any sex topic you have been wondering about: How does an orgasm work? Where's the poop in anal sex? What are the details of a sex change operation? My BF's uncircumcised- will I get an STD? Or whatever is burning on your mind (or burning somewhere else...) You may not care about these topics, which is why I want you to write it- what do you wonder about late at night??? Thanks, I appreciate it!

Can't wait to see you guys!
Kristina


So, if anyone has any ideas, post a note and I’ll pass them on. I’m also going to ask around at work next week. I have no idea how it’s going to go over but I’m kind of excited to find out.

7 Comments:

Blogger Jessica said...

I was friends with a Marine in Alaska who told me a funny story:

He played a lot of community volleyball (still does) and met a cool girl who was great, I think she was a hitter, and they dated for a while. She was really athletic and had an awesome rack so he was really into her. The thing was, she wouldn't have sex with him and it wasn't for his lack of trying. They eventually broke up. Weeks later my friend found out that she was a he going through the process of changing over. She already had her boobs done and her penis cut off, but she didn't have the new plumbing in, so to speak. A few months later he ran into her. She said hello and told him that she knew he had heard her story. She asked him if he was angry. His response?

No, I'm not angry. I figure if you fooled me that's on me. But if you ever get that done, let me know, I'd like to try it out.

I'll be sure to pass your question on, and the details of the podcast when it happens.

16:12  
Blogger Christina said...

I'll admit it. I am curious about where the poop goes during anal sex.

ewwww.

ok I said it.

16:41  
Blogger Becky said...

For a female to male sex change 1st the clit hood is lifted (little red riding hood, you sure are looking good) then the suspensory ligament of the clit is detached from the pubic bone allowing the clit full extension. The more fat, the more wood. Then the tissue is primed with testosterone (sp) and you finish up with testical implants.

22:14  
Blogger Christina said...

this is awesome. so many questions answered!

I love that we can be this open ;-)

13:54  
Blogger Jessica said...

I had no idea about enema porn.

But I did once have this extra bottle of champagne that I didn't want to drink (long and boring story) and a gay friend of mine suggested I douche with it - a good way to get drunk without the calories. He said his friends (presumably also gay) would give themselves champagne enemas for the same reason. But now I'm thinking it was dual purpose.

I'm sorry to report that I threw the bubbly away and so have no first hand stories about just how drunk you can get as a result of tidying up for proper butt sex.

21:27  
Blogger Christina said...

so I am a visual learner...is it weird that I can't pciture the male to female sex change and will probabaly google it tonight?

14:36  
Blogger Jessica said...

I'm afraid for what you're going to find.

14:56  

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