Oh, Jenn...
I didn’t get to the tailor in time for the floor-length aqua wonder to be altered so I made an attempt to compensate for the extra room in the bust with a strapless push-up slip. In the dressing room it made my tits look great. But when I brought it home, and tried it on under the dress, it sadly wasn’t enough. So I just bought a pair of silicone inserts to slip into my slip from the As Seen on TV® folks.
This woman has driven me to a new low.
This woman has driven me to a new low.
posted by Jessica at 21:30
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I watched a sitcom once and a woman had a waterbra on and she spung a leak.
That would be so cool if you could point your boob at the bride and blast her one right in the kisser.
It would be awesome.
I just got off the phone with my mom and she told me that they spent the day at the Mall of America buying jelly beans that are the same color as the dress, the wedding invitations, and who knows what else.
If you need alterations, I can do it no problem. I did all of my bridesmaids dresses....
tho, you won't be able to squirt her in the eye.
your choice.
You're the bee's knees.
At this point, I'm hoping all I need to do is have the straps shortened - so easy. I'd do it myself but I need a new cord for my sewing machine. Mine's wonky.
I'll give you a call.
I'll be taking lots of pictures.
You mean you're not in the market for lavender jelly beans?
p.s. She always travels with a length of ribbon that matches the dresses and when she whipped it out to match M&Ms the closest color she could find didn't have enough green in it. That is why the jelly beans, a perfect match, won.
I wish everyone could meet her.
I just wish that I could have found a neon peach dress and shown up as your date. booooooy would that have been fun.
We could have help hands and called eachother schnookiewookums.
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